Today, we’re taking a lighter look at the world of diet fads. Yes, you heard that right! Today, we’re having a laugh at some of the most bizarre and, let’s be honest, sometimes hilarious diet trends that have graced our presence over the years. This episode is about reclaiming that sense of humor. It’s about stepping back and seeing the diet industry for what it often is – a parade of fads that capitalize on our insecurities. It’s about recognizing the absurdity of it all and giving ourselves permission to laugh, to let go of the pressure, and to embrace our bodies just as they are.
Welcome back to “Say When!”, the podcast where we say ‘when’ to the endless cycle of diets and ‘hello’ to embracing our bodies just as they are.
Before we dive into the belly laughs and face-palms, let’s take a moment to reflect on why we’re discussing these absurd diet fads in the first place.
We live in a world so deeply ingrained with diet culture that it often feels like we’ll try anything to lose weight, no matter how dangerous or ridiculous it may be. From miracle pills to outlandish food regimes, the lengths to which people will go to achieve the so-called ‘ideal body’ are mind-boggling.
Think about it – how many times have you heard about a new diet trend and thought, “That can’t be real, can it?” And yet, people dive in headfirst, clinging to the hope that this time, it will be different. This time, it will be the magical solution that finally works. It’s almost as if we’ve been brainwashed to believe that our worth is tied to our weight, and we’ll stop at nothing to chase that elusive ‘perfect body.’
But here’s the thing: amidst all the juice cleanses, cabbage soups, and bizarre potions, we often lose sight of something crucial – our sense of humor and self-acceptance.
We become so consumed by the quest to shed pounds that we forget to laugh at the absurdity of it all. We forget to accept and appreciate our bodies for the incredible things they do every day.
Stroll Down Memory Lane
Let’s start with a stroll down memory lane, shall we? Remember the time when the Grapefruit Diet was all the rage? Maybe you’re not quite old enough- but I’m sure it will come back around again and you’ll see it on TicTok and it’ll be called the Citrus Slim Cleanse!
The idea was that if you ate half a grapefruit with every meal, you’d turn into a fat-burning machine. Well, I tried it, and let me tell you, the only thing I lost was my will to look at another grapefruit again!
Then there’s the Tapeworm Diet. Yes, it was a real thing! The idea was to ingest a parasite and let it do the weight loss work for you. Talk about having a questionable roommate in your intestines – no thank you!
Or the classic Cabbage Soup Diet – where your kitchen perpetually smells like a vegetable stew, and you realize that there’s only so much cabbage a human can consume before starting to question their life choices.
These diets, as absurd as they sound, were once the ‘next big thing’ in the quest for the perfect body. But here’s the thing – amidst the laughter and the raised eyebrows, there’s a serious side to this. These fads are a reflection of a culture that’s obsessed with body image and an industry that profits from our insecurities.
The Diet Hall of Shame
Now, let’s talk about what I like to call ‘The Diet Hall of Shame’. This is where diets go not just to retire, but to be remembered for their sheer, well, let’s just say ‘creativity’ and the lengths to which we will go to achieve that elusive ‘ideal body.’
Atkins Diet: The granddaddy of low-carb diets. Who can forget the the first time they heard about the Atkins Diet, where bread and pasta were the villains, and bacon and cheese were the heroes? I remember one of my clients telling me she felt like she was in a bizarre alternate universe where she could eat steak every day but couldn’t touch a piece of fruit. She joked that she was dreaming of dancing breadsticks by the end of week two!
Paleo Diet: Eat like a caveman! The idea was to consume only what our prehistoric ancestors might have eaten. One client said she spent so much time hunting for ‘Paleo-approved’ foods that she felt like she was starring in her own reality show, “Survivor: Grocery Store Edition.” Plus, modern cavemen and cavewomen with access to high-speed blenders and coconut flour? You can’t help but laugh at the irony.
Keto Diet (Ketogenic Diet): High fat, low carb, and a lot of controversy. This diet promises rapid weight loss through ketosis. But as my client Maria discovered, it also comes with some less-than-pleasant side effects, like what’s known as “keto breath.” She said her dog started avoiding her, and she had to carry breath mints everywhere. The thought of a diet that requires you to snack on sticks of butter was enough to keep us giggling.
Intermittent Fasting: Eat within a specific window and fast for the rest. While some swear by it, my client Lisa shared that she became so obsessed with the clock that she started dreaming about countdown timers. She joked that she felt like Cinderella, but instead of rushing home by midnight, she was waiting for the clock to strike noon so she could finally eat!
Mediterranean Diet: Often touted as the healthiest diet, it focuses on fruits, veggies, and healthy fats. While this diet is more balanced, it’s not without its quirks. Another one of my clients humorously recounted how she tried to recreate an authentic Mediterranean lifestyle by eating outside and pretending her San Francisco balcony was a Greek island. It wasn’t the diet that was challenging, but her neighbors questioning why she was singing “Opa!” every evening.
Whole30: Thirty days of no sugar, alcohol, grains, legumes, soy, or dairy. Sounds fun, right? My client Billie said she survived the Whole30 by pretending she was a contestant on a survival show. By day 15, she was so tired of explaining the diet to friends that she started telling people she was on an “exotic plant-based cleanse” just to avoid the interrogation.
Plant-Based Diets (Vegan/Vegetarian): While these diets can be very healthy, they come with their own set of challenges. My client Dawn shared how she once spent an hour at a party explaining to everyone that, yes, she could get enough protein without meat. By the end, she was ready to print business cards with answers to the most common questions. “No, I don’t miss bacon. Yes, tofu can be tasty. No, I’m not constantly hungry.”
WW (Weight Watchers): WW has been around for decades, adapting over the years. Now they advocate for medications like (sem-a-glutide) for weight loss. My client Aida reminisced about attending meetings where everyone shared tips on how to game the points system. She laughed about the time she spent more effort trying to “hack” the diet than actually eating healthily.
South Beach Diet: Similar to Atkins, this diet emphasizes low-carb, high-protein meals but allows for some carbs. My client Margaret joked that the South Beach Diet felt like Atkins on vacation. She spent her days trying to find “good” carbs and reminisced about her favorite bread-based meals like they were long-lost friends.
These diets, as varied and sometimes laughable as they sound, all share a common thread – the promise of quick easy fixes. They play on our desires for instant results, leading us down paths that are, at best, laughably ineffective, and at worst, hazardous to our health.
Nutrition Missteps – When Bad Advice Goes Viral
In this digital age, it seems like every other week, there’s a new health trend sweeping through social media, often endorsed by celebrities and influencers. While some of these tips can be helpful, others are… well, let’s just say they leave much to be desired in the accuracy department.
Here are some of the most dangerous diet fads that have emerged over the past decade:
Detox Tea Craze:
Celebrities and influencers were all over social media with their flat tummies, crediting these teas for their physique.
But here’s the tea on detox teas – they’re often just a fancy way of selling laxatives. Yes, you might lose weight, but it’s mostly water weight, and it’s certainly not a sustainable or healthy way to manage weight. As one of my clients quipped, “I didn’t detox anything but my social life, because I was too busy running to the bathroom!”
These teas claim to cleanse the body and promote weight loss, often containing a mix of herbs, laxatives, and diuretics. Despite the glamorous promotion by influencers, the reality is far from desirable. The laxatives and diuretics in these teas can lead to dehydration, electrolyte imbalances, and digestive issues. Overuse can also cause dependency and long-term digestive problems. Many users suffer from these adverse effects, which are seldom highlighted in those polished Instagram posts.
Apple Cider Vinegar Diet
This diet involves consuming apple cider vinegar before meals to suppress appetite and aid weight loss. Popularized through TikTok and other platforms, it has gained a cult following despite its significant health risks. Regular consumption can cause tooth enamel erosion, throat irritation, and digestive problems, including nausea and indigestion. The supposed benefits are often overshadowed by these unpleasant side effects.
Activated Charcoal:
It was in lemonades, ice creams, even toothpaste! The idea was that it would ‘absorb toxins’. But in reality, activated charcoal can also absorb medications and nutrients, making it not so great for your health after all. It’s like inviting someone to clean your house, and they throw away both the trash and your valuables!
Water Fasting:
Promoted as a quick fix for weight loss and detoxification, water fasting involves consuming only water for several days. It’s often touted as a way to cleanse the body, but this dangerous practice lacks scientific support and can lead to severe nutrient deficiencies, dizziness, fainting, and even heart issues. Depriving the body of essential nutrients is not a sustainable or safe way to achieve weight loss.
HCG Diet:
This diet combines a very low-calorie intake (around 500 calories per day) with human chorionic gonadotropin (HCG) hormone supplements. Despite being discredited and not approved by the FDA for weight loss, the HCG diet still circulates online, sometimes endorsed by influencers who may not be aware of or dismiss the risks. Extreme calorie restriction can lead to muscle loss, nutritional deficiencies, and heart problems, making this diet particularly dangerous.
Raw Food Diet:
This diet involves eating only raw, unprocessed foods, based on the belief that cooking destroys nutrients. While it is promoted as a natural and healthy lifestyle, often shared on social media, the practical and nutritional challenges are significant. A strict raw food diet can result in nutrient deficiencies, particularly in protein, calcium, and vitamin B12, leading to long-term health issues.
Cleanses and Juice Fasts:
These involve consuming only juices or specific cleansing products for days or weeks, claiming to detoxify the body. Frequently marketed as a means to detox and reset the body, cleanses and juice fasts are heavily featured by influencers, often without scientific backing. Such practices can lead to extreme calorie restriction, nutrient deficiencies, and metabolic slowdown. The body already has its own detoxification systems, and these cleanses can do more harm than good.
These examples highlight the need for a critical eye when it comes to health trends, especially those promoted by non-experts. It’s so easy to get swept up in the excitement of a new trend, especially when it’s endorsed by someone we admire.
The Serious Side – The Dangers of Dieting
While we’ve had our share of laughs today, it’s time to shift gears and address ‘The Serious Side – The Dangers of Dieting’. This is a topic that’s close to my heart because it touches on the very core of why I do what I do.
Chronic dieting isn’t just a physical journey; it’s an emotional and psychological one, too. And it’s not without its dangers. The constant cycle of dieting and the inevitable weight regain can lead to a range of physical health issues, including metabolic slowdown, hormonal imbalances, and nutritional deficiencies. But perhaps even more concerning are the psychological impacts: lowered self-esteem, anxiety, and an unhealthy relationship with food and our bodies.
Studies, like one published in the Journal of Eating Disorders, have shown that restrictive diets can lead to an increased risk of developing eating disorders.
Another study from the University of California found that dieting was a consistent predictor of future weight gain, not loss.
I’ve seen these impacts firsthand in my clients. One client, let’s call her Helen, came to me after years of yo-yo dieting. She said, “Holly, I’ve been on more diets than I can count, and each time, I end up heavier than when I started. It’s not just about the weight. I feel like I’ve lost trust in myself. Every failed diet feels like a personal failure.”
Another client, Linda, shared, “The constant cycle of dieting made me feel like I was in a war with my own body. I was always either punishing it for not being ‘good enough’ or rewarding it for losing a pound or two. It was exhausting, both mentally and physically.”
These stories are heartbreaking, but they’re also all too common. They highlight the vicious cycle that the diet culture traps people in – a cycle of hope, restriction, failure, guilt, and then starting all over again.
The Problem with Social Media and Influencers
Social media platforms like TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube have significantly influenced the spread of these dangerous diet fads. Here are some of the key issues:
Rapid Spread of Misinformation: Diet fads can go viral quickly, reaching millions within a short time, often without the necessary fact-checking. Social media content is not regulated like traditional media, allowing unverified and potentially harmful advice to proliferate unchecked.
Influencer Impact: Followers often trust influencers and see them as credible sources, even if they lack proper nutritional knowledge or credentials. Influencers may promote products or diets for financial incentives, regardless of their safety or efficacy, prioritizing profit over health.
Lack of Expert Consultation: Many diet fads are promoted without input from qualified healthcare professionals, leading to widespread misinformation and potential harm. Simplistic and attractive messaging can overshadow the need for a balanced and scientifically-backed approach to health and nutrition.
Pressure and Unrealistic Expectations: Social media can create pressure to conform to unrealistic body standards, driving individuals to adopt extreme diets in an attempt to achieve these ideals. The promise of rapid results can be more appealing than sustainable, long-term health changes, leading to the adoption of unsafe dieting practices.
Harmful Communities: Social media can create communities that reinforce unhealthy behaviors and ideas, making it difficult for individuals to seek help or recognize the dangers of their actions.
To counteract these issues, it is crucial to promote education about healthy eating, encourage consulting with healthcare professionals before starting any diet, and increase awareness about the potential dangers of diet fads. Social media platforms also have a role in regulating misleading content and promoting accurate health information.
These examples highlight the need for a critical eye when it comes to health trends, especially those promoted by non-experts. It’s so easy to get swept up in the excitement of a new trend, especially when it’s endorsed by someone we look up to and trust.
Embracing Your Body and Intuition
After exploring the labyrinth of diet culture and its pitfalls, let’s pivot to a more empowering perspective: ‘Embracing Your Body and Intuition’. This is where we talk about intuitive eating, a philosophy that stands in stark contrast to the rigid rules and restrictions of dieting.
Intuitive eating is about relearning to trust your body’s natural hunger and fullness cues. It’s about making peace with food and rejecting the guilt and shame often associated with eating. This approach is grounded in the idea that our bodies are wise; they know what they need. It’s about breaking free from the cycle of dieting and learning to honor our health by listening and responding to the direct messages of our body.
The concept aligns beautifully with the Health At Every Size (HAES) movement, which has evolved significantly in 2024. HAES promotes the idea that health outcomes are better served by focusing on lifestyle behaviors rather than weight control. It supports people in adopting health habits for the sake of health and well-being, rather than weight control.
One of my clients, Ellen, embodies this journey beautifully. She struggled with restrictive eating patterns for years, always chasing a number on the scale. When she embraced intuitive eating, she said it was like a fog had lifted. “For the first time, I’m not at war with food or my body. I eat when I’m hungry, I stop when I’m full, and I enjoy what I eat. It’s liberating!” Her energy levels improved, her mood stabilized, and she found joy in activities she had previously avoided due to self-consciousness.
Then there’s Jenny, who embraced HAES principles after a lifetime of believing health was synonymous with thinness. “I learned to appreciate my body for what it can do, rather than how it looks,” she told me. She started engaging in physical activities she loved, not for weight loss, but for the sheer joy of it. Her health markers improved, and more importantly, so did her self-esteem and body image.
These stories highlight a powerful truth: when we shift our focus from controlling our bodies to listening to them, we open up a world of self-compassion, health, and well-being. Intuitive eating and HAES aren’t just about eating; they’re about breaking free from the shackles of diet culture and learning to live in a way that’s aligned with our body’s natural wisdom.
So, to my listeners, I invite you to explore this path. It’s not always easy, especially after years of being told to do the opposite, but it’s worth it. It’s about coming home to your body and trusting in its inherent intelligence.
As we bring this episode to a close, let’s do a quick recap of our journey today. We started by laughing at some of the most outlandish diets in history – from eating grapefruits at every meal to the idea of a parasitic weight loss buddy. We then navigated through the maze of viral nutrition myths, debunking them with a blend of humor and science.
We took a serious turn to discuss the very real dangers of chronic dieting, both physical and psychological, and heard powerful stories from women who have been caught in this cycle. Most importantly, we celebrated the transformative power of intuitive eating, body acceptance, and the Health At Every Size movement, illustrated by inspiring success stories from women who have embraced this approach.
Remember, your body is not a problem to be solved, but a marvelous companion on this journey of life. It’s about time we start treating it with the love, respect, and humor it deserves. So let’s say ‘goodbye’ to the weight of waiting for the perfect body, and ‘hello’ to living a life filled with joy, confidence, and acceptance – just as we are.
And I’d love to hear from you! Share your own funny diet stories or body acceptance moments on social media. Tag my podcast, and let’s create a community that celebrates our bodies in all their glory.
If you’re interested in diving deeper into your own relationship with dieting and body image and working on them in a supportive environment, visit my website, https://hollytoscanini.com/resources/, for great free resources and more information about my programs and services.
Including my Freedom From Diets: Body Image Breakthrough Assessment. It’s the first step towards breaking free from the cycle of dieting and embracing a life of true body acceptance and self-love.
After taking the assessment you’ll receive a personalized video coaching session from me delivered straight to your inbox. This is a great first step to discovering more about your mindset, eating patterns, body image, and intuition. Think of it as coaching without the commitment.
Keep embracing your fabulous self, laughing at the absurd, and living life unapologetically. This is Holly Toscanini, signing off from “Say When!”.
Don’t forget to take my ‘Freedom From Diets’ Assessment on my website, hollytoscanini.com.
Until next time, bye for now.
